Why do 100s of happy customers trust Man with an Axe for their Tree & Stump Removal, Tree Pruning and Tree Planting needs?
No need for any inconvenient and germ-filled in-person quotes with salespeople trying to upsell you. Simply book a free virtual tree diagnostic where we’ll tell you what’s wrong with your tree and how to heal it or how to remove it. As far as we know, we’re the only company offering a virtual tree diagnostic service.
We like to do things old-school with as little heavy machinery as possible. As a result of us not having to sell our kidneys to afford a big industrial truck, we’re able to undercut 97.6% of our competitors while providing a comparable or better level of service.
Cutting trees down is never easy physically nor emotionally, that’s why we plant 5 trees somewhere around the world for every 1 that we remove. This is another thing we haven’t seen any other tree care company do and something we pride ourselves on.
✅ 20-minute video call on Zoom, Google Meet or Whatsapp
✅ We’ll tell you whether you can fix the tree issue yourself, if you need someone to come in to fix it, or if the cost of tree maintenance or removal isn’t worth the headache
✅ No pants required
✅ We’ll come to your physical location to examine the tree situation, at which point we’ll provide you with a plan of attack whether that’s tree maintenance (pruning), tree removal or another course of action.
😢 Pants required
Here at Man with an Axe, we are committed to providing an excellent level of service and professionalism. Not only do we offer a wide breadth of the most in-demand tree care services, we promise to do it precisely, effectively, safely and cost-effectively. Because if we don’t, my boss won’t pay me. Whoever said capitalism wasn’t effective?
Are you tired of being terrorized by trees? Let us protect you from this dangerous menace to society.
For far too long have we been terrorized by the giant green plague that is spreading across the globe, swallowing everything in its path from small children to the endangered silverback gorilla. I am speaking of course about TREES. This leafy menace has been known to encroach upon homes, utility lines, driveways and children’s play areas, thus causing tripping hazards and a variety of other evils.
Knowing that we humans rely on the Sun’s glorious rays for nourishment and survival, this prickly menace oftentimes conspires to block out the sun, creating too much shade and inhibiting our lawns from growing. Indeed, trees are clearly the epitome of evil.
Here are four things that my boss says I have to tell you about our tree removal service:
Getting your trees pruned is essential for maintaining tree health, and preventing them from enslaving the human race.
If you are one of the unfortunate ones who has been deceived by our tree overlords into believing that you need each other to co-exist, then you will want to make sure you are getting your trees trimmed on a regular basis to maintain their health.
If your ultimate goal is an unhealthy tree, you may be concerned to learn that regular tree pruning may result in your tree being too healthy, too strong, and too structurally sound. I am told that I need not worry, for our typical customer’s goal is to make their tree the healthiest and most beautiful version of itself possible. If you are one of those people, here’s what you need to know about tree pruning and trimming:
Our certified arborists will work with you to plant trees that thrive in the landscape, factoring in climate, soil conditions and short and long-term property goals. Knowing where and how to plant a tree can make all the difference.
Whether you have just removed a tree or are simply fed up with an unsightly stump, we have the equipment to get the job done. Our stump removal service neatly grinds the stump to ground level or below, allowing you to once again grow sod or plants.
Our deep root fertilization process injects a high quality, custom blended, nutrient solution directly into the root zone of the tree. Because these materials are injected under intense pressure, the soil is aerated with much-needed oxygen for the entire root system.
Our certified arborist will outline the location, condition and areas of concern for any tree. They will determine whether the tree damage is biotic (insects, fungi, etc) or abiotic (construction activities, lightning, etc) and then provide solutions such as fertilization, pest control, or pruning and removal.
Everyone on our team from our fearless tree climbers to tea-sipping office staff absolutely love what they do – and it shows! Here’s what our latest customers said about our tree care service:
Please click one of the buttons below depending on whether you want us to diagnose your tree issue virtually or in-person. If your tree issue is urgent in nature, please call us directly at (647) 883-4679.